~*~ Greatest Quotes Ever ~*~

This is a flashback topic persay at our own quotes in real life or in our RP.

Today:
Me: "Ms. Sweeney, Has anyone ever take a boat or jet ski to Hawaii from California?"
Ms. Sweeney: "Boat, Yes. Jet ski, No. You would run out of fuel."
Me: "Challenge accepted."

She's my History Teacher and we're talking about Imperialism and about when the US got Hawaii... -w-

(Mrs. Connell puts answers on board for us to check, but instantly steps in front of it with arms out)

Mrs. Connell: QUICK! What's behind me?
Me: A blackboard.

Lol. That's funny ^_^

I has two quotes today. Both from my inbox on YT...

A) PilotFalcoLombardi's account inbox message

"Meryl is getting the 'boring' job of watching over you QUICKLY HAVE WOLF RETAKE YOUR BODY SO YOU CAN FIGHT MERYL So she isn't BORED Ive got my hands full with Wolf..." -- ^_^ Lol That was on the 19th 2 years ago!

B) your inbox message from Apr 22, 2009

"I assume everything is running smoothly. But aside from that, since you are leader, here are some of my easy tasks:

--Check on murder files
--Clean the 'inventory'
--Snipe witnesses (list is on my sidetable in my quarters)
--carry bodies and clean ALL evidence

But I swear to God, if you rumage through anything In my quarters that is NOT the list, You'll be so f*cked when I get back that Stravia will be a blessing! And trust me Zach. *dark voice* I know when you lie. And if you lie..... Heh.... You can fill in that blank. *normal voice* You have 20 hours to complete said tasks. Kris can only help with snipping. Nothing else. I dont need another witness to deal with. Wolf out. -Transmission ends-"

Just remember that one for some reason. XD

O.o that was a LOOOONG time ago...

But It wasa good time then.

At Gaming club todaaay...

Brennen: *talking about split screen playing* " You're on top and you're on bottom"
Me: "That's what She Said!"
Brennen: "Really? You're gonna make that joke?"
ME: "Yes."

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Return of history class! But with pictures!
Setting: In middle of talking of properganda posters in WWI

Ms. Sweeney: "And what is the beast in the picture?"
Class: "King Kong..."



Ms. Sweeney: "And what does Hong Kong represent?"
Kate: "It's King Kong..."
Ms. Sweeney: "Did I say King Kong?"
Alexa: "You said Hong Kong."
Ms. Sweeney: "Oooh... My fault! Thank you Kate!"

lol, sounds like our discussion last week.

Mr. Jensen: So what were most of the soldiers doing on the battle field?
Me: Uh... well... they were dead, so... nothing?
Mr. Jensen: no--wait, well I guess.
Me: Guess? They couldn't be doing much else.
Random Guy #5: They were making vegetable platters.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! XD They could of. You know... with 'Victory' Gardens... but you're on WWII... NVM.

O. M. G. Why is History so awesome?!

A story from Ms. Sweeney!

M.S:"Okay so when Wilson went to the building to meet up with Clemenceau in a private meeting, he was running late. So he rushed to the room, not even knocking, just running in, he sees..."
Me: *Thinking* "Him Naked?"
M.S: "The Clemenceau sucking whipped cream off of the toes of a French Prostitute."
Kayla: "... Toes?!" *laughing*
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*few minutes later*
M.S: "Hey! He likes his toe fetish, I completely support him!"
Me: "Don't forget the cherry on top!"

. . . uh, wow. Awkward.

I just saw on TV something I thought was hilarious:

Why Do I need a Lawyer, man?
YOU JUST SHOT A GUY IN THE HEAD.

hur.